You know you have an older brother when...

Some of the first sounds you made were car noises and guns blasting.

Pirate Hannah

Some of your first words were pirate ("pie-yat"), Star Wars ("saw-was"), and Legos ("wegos"). 

On a daily basis you want to "pway bad guy" with a pretend sword (any stick/straw/broom will do). 

You eat sugary cereal WAY before your older sibling was allowed to do so.  (My fave is when she requests "Apple Jacksons" - aka Apple Jacks).

You've learned to show love by mauling someone over wrestling.

You think bugs are cute and want me to touch them too.  You collect rocks.

You think flatulence is funny.

(((sigh)))
Guess it perfectly balances out the girly dress up, tea party, baby doll toting, little pwincess we have the other half of the time.